Your attitude to love

To find your love attitude number, add your birth month and your birth date
together. Keep reducing it until it’s a single digit.
Example:
august 20
20+8 = 28
2+8 = 10
1+0 = 1
my love attitude number is 1 

Read on below to find out what your love style is supposed to be. If your number is:

ONE….
You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead of others; you know what’s in and what’s way out. Sometimes you’re a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals…but those who can’t handle your power aren’t your types anyway. At times you can be possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in love relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence… and knock-’em-dead good looks don’t hurt either.

TWO….
Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild manner allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you – especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy/gal is gentle, affectionate, one who is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of favorites, too.

THREE……
You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive. You’re so
charming that you attract many friends and you are almost never lacking
guys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy and self-conscious, but you’ll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain oreven a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life,but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend.Jealousy shows its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren’t affected by itunless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department, you preferthe athletic or artistic types. You’re in absolute heaven when you find bothof
those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you’re looking for love, a guy/gal whocan make you laugh scores points, big time!

FOUR….
You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You’re one of the most
diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. Noone is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be alittle negative in your romantic life. You may sometimes hang on too long to aguy/gal who doesn’t give you the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate – he/she may be a show-off or a teacher’s pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is good-looking, too,but that’s not a major consideration for you.

FIVE…….
Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. You’re creative
and adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daring
things to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the
problems that come with being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need to
pay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new and
different things and easily go along with the crowd and the consequences can put
extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys/gals who have
great bodies and good looks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. It
helps if they are highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you,
otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.

SIX…………
You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful nature
attracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you and usually some of the nicest
guys/gals too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship
that requires too much care taking to make it balanced. Since home and family
play important roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals
who your parents wouldn’t like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous streak…
but it doesn’t last long. Some people with this love attitude number are prone
to making harsh judgements of others, especially when others don’t share your
set of values. You are especially attracted to the good looking,
boy/girl-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.

SEVEN……..
Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few people
with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attract
guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet,
reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generally
attracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent and
secretive nature is very alluring to certain guys/gals. At times you can also be
somewhat fault finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and with
friends. You are mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren’t like all the rest; a
loner easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning,
he/she is especially perfect for you.

EIGHT…….
Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usually
makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of a
social life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among your classmates and
will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadership
skills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals.
You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your
love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You like
quality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the best
attributes comes along.

NINE……..
You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and considerate. Your
responsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who want
someone to confide in or who makes them feel secure. At a very young age, you
developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You
will carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you’ll be a
good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be argumentative and
overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone run
for cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccably
dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a great body. Charm, wit and (of course)
brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you

Your Name n Ur Nature

Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don’t get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.

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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an _______expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your _______expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

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Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this… You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

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Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement’s, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .

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Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)

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Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement’s often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated… even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of _______expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don’t last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

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Does your name begin with: J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren’t always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.

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Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your _______expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it’s all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. “You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated “.

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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in.. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.

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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.

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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn’t think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy…a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.

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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.

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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren’t very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don’t want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !

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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you’re in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.

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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.

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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.

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Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can’t shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.

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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can’t have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn’t work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.

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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover’s saviour.

In which month are u born?

JANUARY=SHYNESS

Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hot. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparky. snazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days.

FEBRUARY=SMARTS

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH=GORGEOUS

Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others *wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heart-breaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL=SWEETIE

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

MAY=SEXY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

JUNE=ROMANTIC

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Not easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

JULY=ATTITUDE

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

AUGUST=FLIRT

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an August birthday. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself – heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

SEPTEMBER=LOVER

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins. someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER=HOTTIE

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, if you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

NOVEMBER=THUG

This straight-up means u r the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. repost this in 5 mins & you will find true love at 11:00 a.m.

DECEMBER=BEAUTY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fulfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all.

Funny Proposal

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided
to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of
proposal to her.
     

HE WROTE :

        Most worthy of your estimation
        after a long consideration
        and much mediation.
        I have a strong indication
        to become your relation.
        As to my educational qualification,
        it is no exaggeration or fabrication
        that I have passed my matriculation examination;
        no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
        What do you say to the solemnisation
        of our marriage celebration
        according to the glorification of modern civilisation
        and with a view to the expansion
        of the population of present generation.
     
        On your approbation of the application,
        I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
        and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
        it will be our argumentation of the joy and
        exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
     
        Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
     
        To remain victim of your fascination.

     
SHE WROTE :
     
        Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
     
        Congratulation for your lengthy narration
        of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
        for a combination which on examination
        I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
     
        You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
        what about my graduation after a long botheration,
        so improve situation in education
        and make an application by acquisition
        of post graduation and minimum qualification
        for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
        undergo beautification.
     
        Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
        regulation for the determination of our relation.
     
        1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
     
        2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
           of any fascination and,
     
        3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
     
        In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
        paper conversation.
     
        I Remain,
     
        Unaffected by your affection.

8 dedicated hours of a S/w engineer

Normal DinCharya jeene ka
Na chun chun chaiyn chaiyn karne ka
Subah 8 AM uthne ka
Gaadhi mein naashta karne ka

Dooooor ki parking milne per
Early birds ko accuse karne ka
Phir entry gate pahunchne per
bag mein badge search karne ka

Google “bag” kab launch hoga
“G” Desktop se tulna karne ka                   
Life bhi computer see hoti toh
Har galat per.. Ctrl-Z karne ka

Abhi itna hi-tech nahi huyein hai
Soch kar afsos karne ka
Office corridor mein hai bande!!
Reality mein entry karne ka

Team room mein ghuste hi
Good morning wish karne ka
Ghadhi dekh ghoore jo tumko
Usse dekh andekha karne ka

Seat per comfy baithte hi
Phone/voicemail check karne ka
phir Ctrl-Alt-Del dabaa kar
Woh System unlock karne ka

Outlook check karte hi
Sab meetings accept karne ka
Calendar bhara bhara acha hai
Very busy pretend karne ka

Server jab tak start hota hai
Kuch net goofing karne ka
5-6 replies ho jaayein tab
Code ke darshan karne ka

2 ghante system ghoorne par
Lambi aahein bharne ka
“tea / coffee ?” IM aane par
“yeah chalo” reply karne ka 

15 minute ki masti se
Refreshed feel karne ka
Phir waapis system ke aage
Sir khapaai karne ka

Scroll up down karte karte
Ikka dukka mouse click karne ka
Clock mein 11:30 bajte hi
Lunch declare karne ka

Khaa peekar mann ki santushti se
Phir chintan Nindra karne ka
Uff ! Kaam per so nahi sakte
So bahar sun walk karne ka

Kaafi waqt beet gaya hai
So yahoo check karne ka
Kissi ne to email kiya hoga
Issi hope mein login karne ka

New* Bulk(5) dekhne per
Zor se Empty karne ka
Saare dost tafri per honge
Honestly accept karne ka

Ek aur coffee break le lo
Meeting attend hai karne ka
Logoin ke khokhle fande sun
Chup chap ignore karne ka

Samay ruk gaya saa laage
Do tuk observe karne ka
5:30 kab bajeinge
4 PM se wait karne ka

Baj gaye 5 ab khushi khushi
Packing start karne ka
8 dedicated hours daale hain
Sincere worker!!, nahi darne ka

Love is in the air…

Never

Never say I love you,
If you don’t really care.

Your birthday…… (Colors)

Your birthday……

December 23rd~ January 1st = Red
January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange
January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow
January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink
February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue
February 9th ~ February 18th = Green
February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown
February 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua
March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime
March 21st = Black
March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple
April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy
April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver
April 21st ~ April 30th = White
May 2st ~ May 14th = Blue
May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold
May 25th ~ June 3rd = Cream
June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey
June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon
June 24th = Grey
June 25th ~ July 4th = Red
July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange
July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow
July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink
August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue
August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green
August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown
September 3rd ~ Septemeber 12th = Aqua
September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime
September 23rd = Olive
September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple
October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy
October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver
October 24th ~November 11th = White
November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold
November22nd ~ December 1st = Cream
December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey
December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon
Decmeber 22nd = Teal

*RED*

Cute and lovable type, You are picky but always in
love…and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful,
but can be “moody” at times. Capable with people
nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you
are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can
make you feel comfortable.

*CREAM*

Competitive and sportive. Don’t like losing and
always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out
going. You choose love carefully, and don’t fall in
love easily. But once you find the right one, you
don’t let go for a long long time.

*TEAL*

You are mostly interested in your looks. And have
high standards in picking love. You think and make a
solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes.
You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new
friends.

*GREY*

You are attractive, and active. You never hide your
feelings, and express everything thats inside. But
can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and
don’t like to be treated un eqaully. You can
brighten up people’s day. You know what to say at
the right time, and you have good sense of humour.

*GREEN*

You get along well with new people You are not
really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt
people’s feelings by your words… You like to be
loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are
single waiting for the right person.

*GOLD*

You know what’s right and what’s wrong. You are
cheerful and out going. It’s hard for you to find
the one you want, but once you find the right
person, you won’t be able to fall in love again for
a long time.

*PINK*

You are always trying your best in everything, and
like to help and care for other people. But you are
not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts,
and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

*YELLOW*

You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people,
and have a strong leadership towards relationships.
You make good decision and make the right choice at
the right time. And always dreaming of romactic
relationship.

*MAROON*

You are intellegent, and know what’s right. You
like to make things go your way, which can sometimes
cause trouble for not thinking about other people’s
feelings. But you be patient when it comes to
love… Once you get a hold of the right person,
it’s hard for you to find a better love.

*ORANGE*

You are responsible for your own actions, and you
know how to treat people. You always have goals to
reach, and are competitive. When it comes to
friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but
once you find the right friend, you trust them for
ever.

*PURPLE*

You are mysterious, never selfish and get
interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or
happy depending on your mood. You are popular
between friends but you can act stupid at times, and
forget things easily. You go for person that’s
trustworthy.

*LIME*

You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get
jealous easily, and complain over little things. You
cant get stuck into one thing, but you have a
capable personality for everyone to trust you and
like you.

*SILVER*

You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying
new things. You like to challenge yourself. You
learn things easily, and like “Hard to get”. Your
love life are normally hard and confusing.

*BLACK*

You are challenging, and have the “guts”. But you
don’t like changes in your life. And once you make a
decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your
love life is also challenging, and different.

*OLIVE*

You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow
well with friends and family. You don’t like
violence and know what’s right. You are kind and
cheerful, but don’t envy other people easily.

*BROWN*

You are active and sportive. It’s hard for other
people to become close with you, but you fall in
love easily. But once you find out you can’t get
something, you give up and let go easily as well.

*BLUE*

You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are
artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your
love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your
heart.

*NAVY*

You are attractive, and love your life. You have a
strong feeling towards everything. And very easily
distracted.Once you get angry at someone, its hard
for you to forgive them.

*WHITE*

You dream and have goals in your life. You get
jealous easily and you don’t react to things easily.
You are different and sometimes thought highly by
others.

*AQUA*

Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are
always lonley, and like travelling. You are
truthful, but listen and believe other people too
easily. It’s hard to find love for you, and get lost
in love easily, Sometimes get hurt by love.

21 century…

21 century…

Our communication – Wireless
Our dress – Topless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our follies – Countless
Our arguments – Baseless

Our boss – Brainless
Our Job – Thankless
Our Salary – Very less
Our Future – Hopeless!